Whenever a group of actors are assembled in a room waiting to audition for a role, it's only natural that some actors might give others the "Stink eye". Stink eye is defined as; A facial expression of distrust, disdain or disapproval. It is usually followed by an immediate sizing up of the competition. During this process, some not so nice thoughts might come to mind. In my opinion no one is harsher on each other than women. Below are the top ten things female actors may be thinking about their competition.
#10 Her reality show title: Project No Way.
#9 The Bride of Frankenstein had better hair.
#8 I've seen better make up on a corpse.
#7 Maybe way, way, way, way off Broadway.
#6 Honey you're pants called, they give up.
#5 That outfit is so last minute.
#4 I'll bet she's like life, a bitch.
#3 If the camera adds ten pounds, she should try radio.
#2 So that's what inbreeding looks like.
#1 Two words: Casting couch.
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